fucking finally
I will piss in the shower every time I shower until the day I die and no one can stop me. No one can shame me. In this house, we follow the science.
… what were people concerned about? The piss goblin killing you?
Jury’s still out on shitting in the tub
Only when it’s a bubble bath
“Waffle Stomping deemed A-OK after 30 year longitudinal study”
Still won’t do it however.
yeah it still stinks and it’s gross
Uh if it stinks that might be a UTI.
Hot water turns to steam. Piss smells like piss. Hot water makes piss hot making it into steam making it smelly
You need to hidrate better.
my piss is clear brother. Piss smells like piss, it just does it more when you don’t drink water
if your piss is turning to steam because of the hot water, you have burns on your body
Water turns to steam at most temperatures, there’s just more steam at higher ones and most steam past 100 celsius
but I misspoke because there’s not a lot of steam. It’s mist that’s making everything foggy apparentlyI did not it turns out, I just didn’t know I had to use the word “vapour” instead of steam. Water boils at 100 celsius it evaporates all the time.
Didnt need permission
ty sending this to all my exes
the issue was me being in the shower while you did it
I pee in the shower and also drink beer in the shower.
If you have not peed in the shower while drinking a cold one you have not lived.
This is not a joke trust me.
The only reason I take a shower is so I can have a… SHOWER BEER!
- Jeff Rosenstock
note: I don’t drink anymore but shower beers are fun
i eat hot soup in the shower. best snack since the water just makes more of it (even better if you put a soup cube in the showerhead)
I drank beer in the shower once. It was awkard to say the least. There I was, under the hot water, naked and drinking Heineken.
I’d be worried id get tipsy and slipsy :/
getting drunk in the cold is more dangerous tbh. you dont really get how drunk you are until you get in under the warm shower
I drank a bottle of Soju in a hot shower. I know it’s pretty much a meme, but 4 standard in a hot shower with little food on my stomach nearly made me faint when I tried to get out.
Honestly that sounds lovely but I’d probably turn the shower to cold to sober up before trying to step out
It was the first drink I didn’t even know I needed sobering up.
This happened to me when I was super hungover (still drunk), I almost passed out
Level up your game and consider wine in the shower.
nah i need an icecold brewski for contrast, wine isn’t improved by the warm drops
I take it a step further and cry in the shower.
Did you ask your doctor if that’s safe?
My doctor said I was too old to be autistic so I don’t go to him anymore.
neat! i got told i couldn’t have adhd since i was in school so i could obviously focus
Ironically my first armchair diagnosis was ADHD from a friend’s mom because I wouldn’t look people in the eye.
was she right tho?
Hey! I didn’t know we went to the same doctor!
After I got my diagnosis, I even asked my therapist for recommendations on doctors that don’t suck. I have the list somewhere but I barely ever go to the doctor.
try crying with wine
That’s after the first bottle.
Franzia Bag in the shower stalls you pass to your bros
let your freak flag fly comrade lets get dirty with it
finally, now we can move onto the REAL issues, pissing in the sink #sinkpissersriseUP
I don’t have a moral problem with it. But it might make the bath tub smell like piss, which could offend other people who live in your house.
You’re suposed to have the water running while you do it
i have a moral problem with anyone whose piss smells so strongly that the smell of it lingers after going down the drain with the running water
Yeah, that’s not good, they should be drinking a lot more water.
What about in the grower?
Let me tell you from experience, the shower and the commode are usually plumbed in together so your piss mixes w shower water and your shower water mixes w piss. The shower doesn’t care and neither does the water closet.
Coward
Why wouldn’t it be?
The other worse kind of person is someone who pissed in the toilet then doesn’t flush. Barbaric.
If it’s yellow let it mellow.
waste of water.
I’ve been pissing in the shower so long I’ve Pavlov’s dogged myself into wanting to pee when touching hot water. Like I’ll wash the dishes then have to piss. Lmoooo
Sometimes it’s hard showering with my gf because of this lmao
That’s how you know she’s not into golden showers.
If you’re properly hydrated she won’t know
