fucking finally
I pee in the shower and also drink beer in the shower.
If you have not peed in the shower while drinking a cold one you have not lived.
This is not a joke trust me.
I’d be worried id get tipsy and slipsy :/
I drank a bottle of Soju in a hot shower. I know it’s pretty much a meme, but 4 standard in a hot shower with little food on my stomach nearly made me faint when I tried to get out.
This happened to me when I was super hungover (still drunk), I almost passed out
Honestly that sounds lovely but I’d probably turn the shower to cold to sober up before trying to step out
It was the first drink I didn’t even know I needed sobering up.
getting drunk in the cold is more dangerous tbh. you dont really get how drunk you are until you get in under the warm shower
I drank beer in the shower once. It was awkard to say the least. There I was, under the hot water, naked and drinking Heineken.
let your freak flag fly comrade lets get dirty with it
Level up your game and consider wine in the shower.
I take it a step further and cry in the shower.
Did you ask your doctor if that’s safe?
My doctor said I was too old to be autistic so I don’t go to him anymore.
Hey! I didn’t know we went to the same doctor!
After I got my diagnosis, I even asked my therapist for recommendations on doctors that don’t suck. I have the list somewhere but I barely ever go to the doctor.
neat! i got told i couldn’t have adhd since i was in school so i could obviously focus
Ironically my first armchair diagnosis was ADHD from a friend’s mom because I wouldn’t look people in the eye.
was she right tho?
try crying with wine
That’s after the first bottle.
Franzia Bag in the shower stalls you pass to your bros
nah i need an icecold brewski for contrast, wine isn’t improved by the warm drops
i eat hot soup in the shower. best snack since the water just makes more of it (even better if you put a soup cube in the showerhead)
The only reason I take a shower is so I can have a… SHOWER BEER!
- Jeff Rosenstock
note: I don’t drink anymore but shower beers are fun
<3 Norm
finally, now we can move onto the REAL issues, pissing in the sink #sinkpissersriseUP
People who were like “I don’t trust doctors
” in 2020 suddenly changing their mindsDidnt need permission
I’ve been pissing in the shower so long I’ve Pavlov’s dogged myself into wanting to pee when touching hot water. Like I’ll wash the dishes then have to piss. Lmoooo
Sometimes it’s hard showering with my gf because of this lmao
If you’re properly hydrated she won’t know
That’s how you know she’s not into golden showers.
ty sending this to all my exes
the issue was me being in the shower while you did it
im still not gonna piss in the place that is specifically designed for me to clean myself in
Death to America
Why wouldn’t it be?
Jury’s still out on shitting in the tub
“Waffle Stomping deemed A-OK after 30 year longitudinal study”
Keep poop knife shower accessible.
Only when it’s a bubble bath
What the fuck? Obviously tho fr what the fuck
It’s the shower! It’s where the dirty ass water goes after you rinse off your dirty ass, why would piss suddenly make it like radioactively toxic, like Homer dumping that one last piece of toxic waste
this assumes that dudes who pee in the shower are also dudes who wash they ass
anyone can pee in the shower
sorry
this assumes that dudxs who pee in the shower are also dudxs who wash they ass
What about in the grower?
Let me tell you from experience, the shower and the commode are usually plumbed in together so your piss mixes w shower water and your shower water mixes w piss. The shower doesn’t care and neither does the water closet.
Coward
don’t need doctors to tell me what I already know.
… what were people concerned about? The piss goblin killing you?
