CO2 coalition
these guys are campaigning on behalf of greenhouse gasses?
Where I live the governing party in charge of the province declared CO2 is what plants need and we should vent more of it into the atmosphere. Not a joke! Wish it was.
Recent studies have shown we are not plants.
It’s got what plants crave
“It’s got what plants crave! It’s got electrolytes!” Ahh mfs.
We’ve saturated the trees with carbon
In that case we should ban Oxygen! It’s poison to plants!
I’m joining the war on global warming, on the side of global warming.
Joining the winning side.
Reminds me of XKCD #2455:
Usually these front groups have more kayfabe names like “[location]ites for responsible energy policy” or something. “CO2 Coalition” is really mask dropping.
Well, on behalf of big oil, but they’re perhaps just a bit more honest that it’s a death cult.
We can lobby for molecules now?
The forever ones def have a strong lobby already.
They are Right
What we need is Climate Stalin
Unironically, ignoring the basis of having the world-historic revolutionary Russian et al people of the 20s to 60s, a Climate Stalin and 5 year plans are exactly what we need
Even if global warming weren’t an issue (it very much is), burning coal is like, really bad for a wide variety of other reasons. Burning things for power is just kinda never great and coal is fucking coal, it’d not know for a clean burn.
Competing with Enbrige who made gloating commercials aired in Michigan flaunting around a cock (chicken) after winning approval with Line 5.
Line 5 is an aging old oil and gas pipeline 20 years past it’s lifespan that goes under the Lake Michigan / Huron crossing between the Upper Peninsula in Michigan and the hand shaped Lower Peninsula. It is at risk leaking into the Great Lakes, potentially poisioning the water supply and ruining the fairly clean waters of Northern Lake Michgan.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
“I’m joining the war against cancer, on the side of cancer”
I love the first world because we all act like a nationwide/rolling blackout would be like the purge. no motherfucker you light some candles and read
True but some people could die, before my mom passed away she required an oxygen machine, she had a tank to use if power was out but it only lasted so long, so potentially she could have died if the power went out. If people aren’t well prepared for it it can be dangerous especially in the winter.
Yeah unexpected blackouts are v bad, but with hospitals usually on their own power grid (and with their own generators) people in those situations are usually taken to hospitals or other areas where generators are available.
Though if you’re in a state like Texas, you’re pretty much at constant risk of being fucked by blackouts anyway tbf
What won’t chip away at your savings and make blackouts more likely? Catastrophic natural disasters increasing in size and frequency.
The Carbon Liberation Front demands liberty for all carbon, whether it be coal, natural gas or petroleum!
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