Give that bowling pin legs and flamboyance.
When a duck reaches a high enough level, it evolves into a goose, which builds on all the features of the duck but turns them up to 11
after the goose comes a swan, which though bigger, tougher, and stronger, has chilled the hell out a bit
after a swan then comes the Canadian goose, which even though it appears to be a return to goose, it’s actually the might of a swan, and the rage of a 100 regular geese
“And make it taste better.”
Yet more proof supporting Eddie Izzard’s hypothesis that God wasn’t done creating animals when he smoked all the opium “just to test the first batch” 😁
and make them explosively shit
Add extended range flight tanks and a foot long spiral penis.
now we’re cooking with gas!!
Ducks > Chickens
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