• HiddenLayer555
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    6 hours ago

    When a duck reaches a high enough level, it evolves into a goose, which builds on all the features of the duck but turns them up to 11

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      after the goose comes a swan, which though bigger, tougher, and stronger, has chilled the hell out a bit

      after a swan then comes the Canadian goose, which even though it appears to be a return to goose, it’s actually the might of a swan, and the rage of a 100 regular geese