beloved landlord
murdered over rent
Y’know, I was going to say “‘mourning over landlords’? sounds like crackerish activities” and then I saw the place was really called the ‘White Center’. The jokes are writing themselves; somebody knock over another.
The actual article isn’t quite as “funny” is it? https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/white-center-community-mourns-loss-beloved-landlord-allegedly-murdered-over-rent/W4WPFCHW2VGHHIELSN5L553SXE/
If you think there’s any conditions that will elicit sympathy for a landlord from me we’re gonna be here awhile
A landlord was killed over rent and you’re laughing? This is funny to you?
Ice cold take: if you got murdered over rent, you were not beloved.
it’s possible they got murdered by a rival landlord for not using the regional price fixing software
yea lol, its a really simple concept
Hexbear celebrates loss of hated landlord allegedly murdered over rent.
White Center mourns beloved landlord reads like an Onion headline
White Center
okay which one of you wrote this bit? step forward
I’d claim this for Lemmygrad but this one was obviously written by a Hexbear
Can’t we say it was communal use of he lathe
Communal lathing, yeah.
that’s how you know they deserved it
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“allegedly”
white center LMAOOO
“Mourns” them with a block party attended by every single one of their tenants.
beloved
Is “murdered over rent” what they call it when you don’t tip your landlord?
When I spend all day doing shoddy pipe work in the house I own and renters online say it’s not a job
When I rent a paint sprayer, don’t mask anything off, and put like 2cm thick layer of paint on everything they say it’s not a real job!
Nature is healing
