But seriously, this is a well known phenomenon. The people native to the mountain regions of the world are well-known for their joyous homosexuality while the despicable people of the flatlands’ heterosexuality is as boring and monotonous as their physical landscape
holy denial batman
Ah this explains the movie brokeback mountain
Hi, I’m Michael Douglas, but at high enough altitudes I transform into gay actor Michael Douglas.
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Guyboss.
I aspire to be able to reach this level of gaslighting, holy shit.Imagine getting people to believe in sotadic zones in the year 2024
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Seriously though poor girl. That sucks, cheating is never okay, and he’s got her so turned around she’ll believe anything. That’s fucked up. The guy is obviously a piece of shit, I hope she got out.
On an ironic level though it would be funny if the subreddit just supported his storyAltitude sickness does lower your inhibitions lol, I felt elated and drunk for a day or so the first time I was up really high in the mountains, it was worse for my friends who were taller / bigger than me
but also this is very silly
It’s called reaching cruising altitude.
You get to join the mile high club after completion
This is why Colorado is 6th in gayness, Washington is 5th, and Nevada is 7th
The people native to the mountain regions of the world are well-known for their joyous homosexuality while the despicable people of the flatlands’ heterosexuality is as boring and monotonous as their physical landscape
YES HAHAHA YESI remember when I lived in a mountain valley and all the people around me just could not understand why I would stare in awe at the horizon all the time. “Yeah it’s a mountain, so what? Yeah it’s a bigass jungle, it’s monday let’s go buddy”
I cannot fucking believe she is starting to buy this, this is such an incredible display of nonsense
Babe, it’s called a sotadic zone
Babes I only sucked a dick because of mountain fever. This is simple science
And here I was thinking the gay parts of me came from a part of me wanting gay sex
You should have traded Grindr for an Altimetr
There is no way this is real. I refuse to believe that someone could make up this stupid of an excuse for cheating, and I refuse to believe that someone is gullible enough to be convinced by such an excuse.
Aita is a new (or at least previously uncategorized) genre of fiction.
So, definitely fake
It’s just readers digest “ask aunty” letters in a different format.
You’d be surprised. I’ve known straights who really believe that there’s a difference in physiology between them and queers. The lengths some straight men will go to create differences between them and us, to the point of absurdity, is mind boggling. So something like this doesn’t surprise me as much as it should.
If this phenomenon was true, can you imagine what huge commercial flights would be like?
“The captain has reached 35,000 feet. Please feel free to make out with a stranger. Attendants will be passing out glitter and mimosas shortly.”
Those flights would be more popular than saunas.
Attendants will be passing out
glitterpoppers and mimosas shortly.lol, didn’t want to give away any trade secrets
I would really like to see the logic going through this guy’s brain in the style of disco Elysium.
I haven’t played it, so I can’t do it.
Also, that means I won’t be able to tell if your rendition is good or not, so you should just go for it
Legendary - Failure: It was the height. The thin mountain air depriving your heterosexual brain of the necessary oxygen to not turn gay. You manage to hold these thoughts at bay at all other times.“Babe, I was just temporarily gay due to the altitude.”
Encyclopedia: Our forbears had a word for this
Logic: A really obvious lie
Inland Empire: We may will it to being, she will want to believe with us.
Volition: IDGAF
Suggestion: Only need to put it gently. A surprise to all of us.
Shivers: But his touch
All: Shut it.
“You see babe, it was the altitude.”
@DiscoPosting@hexbear.net I know it doesn’t work like this, but a being can pray
yeah the opposite happens in the ocean, but if you get too straight around other guys its called ‘explosive decompression’
Nothing to do with the altitude, its just mormonism
When in Rome, make excuses for homosexuality like the Romans do
This is not how the Romans do.
I don’t feel like doing an ironic sexism to show my best approximation thereof.
Anyway this is Anglo af.
I’m not gay, my accidental brain chemistry is gay.
