1: abolitionism

3: grand alliance of fuck-you-ism and i-dont-careism

2: i-dont-careism but with some concessions to make it look less evil. also absorbs much of the radical power of 1, neutering 1 somewhat

we must secure the existence of our libertarian people and a fair price for children

Ⓐ: a worker in a high vis vest can get away with anything, no one will stop them

Ⓑ: a mistress in a corset should be obeyed

Ⓐ + Ⓑ → ?

imagine the robot guard dog episode of black mirror but with these

i remember living in china, and the pandemic being pretty much over by early summer 2020. some small flare ups and strict pandemic control after that though. things were good for a couple of years.

then the rest of the world decided that it’s unfair that china showed that controlling the pandemic was possible, and that every other country were letting their citizens die by the tens of thousands for no reason.

finally restrictions were being lifted, a huge spike in infections obviously resulted, and immediately chinese people travelling overseas were being treated like garbage at every international airport, and in western news there were racist stories about how much these people spread disease, like back to january 2020. suddenly for a short time those western countries cared about the spread of covid again, because they could be racist about it again

huang fei hong is incredible. there’s no match. regular grocery store jiugiui huasheng (drinker’s nuts) in those little vaccuum bricks is acceptable but not the same

Wow… 😍😍 Goddess… 🥰🥰🥰 You’re Smile Brightens My Day… 😉😉😉😉Amazingly Princess…🌹🌹🌹🌹

i use pirated 5-6 years old versions of PS and AI (illustrator, not the machine learning buzzword) that don’t have any AI (the machine learning buzzword) features and all the DRM functions have been neutered. i bought a download link on taobao for like 10 kuai, worth it.

i use them because the alternatives (gimp/inkscape) are pretty shit imo, but for drawing and colouring i use krita which is actually pretty good

i thought this was going to be a BDS lysistrata contract

like if my job sent me to a country i should boycott and I couldn’t afford to quit, least thing i could do is not have sex with the settlers

doesn’t make sense, because Hainan is a place that people have heard of

Rude! But what do the Chinese characters say, though?

Miami Beach = Sanya? Actually makes sense

Philadelphia = Beijing? Sure

DC = Shanghai? Obviously

Texas = Guangxi? since Mexico is Vietnam, this kinda makes sense

Las Vegas = Lhasa? Now we’re cooking with portals

yeah it’s pretty silly to connect a “serious” fantasy world with the “real” world, but most creation myths take place in a fantasy world but has a direct lineage (via mythological rulers -> semi-mythological -> real rulers etc) to actual history. i guess that’s what he was trying to do?

yeah but i remember like for example when they would have one of those japanese movies on and he’d say some weird shit.

Mike is maybe the least annoying conservative. he might actually practice conservatism by keeping it (the conservatism) behind closed doors and not flashing it in public.

i haven’t actually looked into this further so i can’t say for sure and don’t want to be disappointed

i think Kevin as servo is the one saying the most lines, not sure about rifftrax but older mst3k episodes have some awkward chuddy riffs from him on occasion

Joel, Bill, Frank and Trace seemed good right?

netherlands also doesnt exist anymore

that and the united ireland are the silver lining on this dystopian hellmap

: “how do you get your prot…”

tric: horns you to death

that concept of technological ages is kinda BS anyway

but for real, human history is like Mid Seier’s Civilization and once a technology is unlocked it will now be used in every city forever until the next one is researched. and our stories should also be like this.

i would not object to having a little skull servitor in a baby sling on my belly, with pens for arms, writing long effortposts (my real arms would also have pen-fingers and both hands would be busy writing separate posts)