But seriously, this is a well known phenomenon. The people native to the mountain regions of the world are well-known for their joyous homosexuality while the despicable people of the flatlands’ heterosexuality is as boring and monotonous as their physical landscape

  • Thallo [she/her]@hexbear.netEnglish
    16·
    24 hours ago

    I would really like to see the logic going through this guy’s brain in the style of disco Elysium.

    I haven’t played it, so I can’t do it.

    Also, that means I won’t be able to tell if your rendition is good or not, so you should just go for it

    • 7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
      21·
      22 hours ago

      de-electrochemistry Legendary - Failure: It was the height. The thin mountain air depriving your heterosexual brain of the necessary oxygen to not turn gay. You manage to hold these thoughts at bay at all other times.

      “Babe, I was just temporarily gay due to the altitude.”

    • ComradeWizardmon2 [she/her]@hexbear.netEnglish
      17·
      23 hours ago

      Encyclopedia: Our forbears had a word for this

      Logic: A really obvious lie

      Inland Empire: We may will it to being, she will want to believe with us.

      Volition: IDGAF

      Suggestion: Only need to put it gently. A surprise to all of us.

      Shivers: But his touch

      All: Shut it.

      “You see babe, it was the altitude.”