But seriously, this is a well known phenomenon. The people native to the mountain regions of the world are well-known for their joyous homosexuality while the despicable people of the flatlands’ heterosexuality is as boring and monotonous as their physical landscape
I remember when I lived in a mountain valley and all the people around me just could not understand why I would stare in awe at the horizon all the time. “Yeah it’s a mountain, so what? Yeah it’s a bigass jungle, it’s monday let’s go buddy”