“Youtuber Kevin Tots here, today we’re going to find out which is more powerful: this AR16 sport rifle or the holy words of the king james bible.”
gunshots
“As you can see the bible didn’t stand a chance.”
On the other side is me reading the Gnostic book of Thomas and the book of Mary.
Big fan of the Gospel of Judas. The classic anti-hero story!
True tbh
How to improve the Bible: not like this.
What happens if you play it backwards?
Believe it or not you actually summon Jesus.
Or a very suspicious Edward James.
You can tell this tape was made by Satan. It has at least four sides. If that isn’t evil magic I don’t know what is
We had a blind woman at our church in the 90s. We got her copies of the Bible on tape and in braille and those fuckers are huge. She would have loved CDs.
https://youtu.be/67Vg9EYy4c0 without trackers.
Doing the Lord’s work here!
I love that he marked it (ASMR) 😄
I got about 30 seconds in before my brain started frantically attempting to exit my skull.
Tbh, the same applies to the bible in geneal
remove
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and everything after itomg drain worm enjoyer :)
there’s more than one on lemmy 👀
significantly easier to find them on cohost (rip :( )
oh rip never knew about cohost :/
RIP Cohost
gather that glob of text,
https://redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=[glob]
(no square brackets)
When he says “idiot” I could swear I’m listening to Napoleon Dynamite reading the bible.
I hear Kevin Murphy
lol I absolutely love it
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