This is one of my favorite stories, second only to the princess and the pee.
Prince Charming probably will have fun testing it out on the step-sisters at least.
Did you hear?!!! The prince is going around the kingdom trying to find his true love 💕😘! If the butt plug fits you, then you could be the one!
Does… Does he wash it first?
The prince does no such things. Now turn around, let’s see if your the princess 😘💞. It’s gonna feel a little warm because he just tried it over there.
That last sentence cracked me up
Great, dump it on the street for a kid to find it and pick it up and play with it…
lost her gas slipper again
This is a story I can get behind
you had to plug your comment don’t you?
Wait, they didn’t give us a full rebuttal!
Don’t be anal.
You’re not a lawyer?
Instead a size check, it’s a sniff test.
sniff smells like tacos
Christ, that’s the risky click of the day
Did you not trust the link-text at the bottom, which you see if you hover over it?
There still was a risk, but it turned out to be exactly the product I was looking for
I’m on mobile so it was a true 50:50
I would never click such links on mobile lol
“My God! It just falls right out!! It’s you!! You are the one I turned out last night!!”
In the old tale, the stepsisters mutilated their feet to try to fit in the slipper. What’ll they come up with this time?
goatse
90% chance this was as a queen, not the princess