No one will look back and say there weren’t signs when our planet dies. They’ll finally realize we just ignored them.
No one will look back and say there weren’t signs when our planet dies. They’ll finally realize we just ignored them.
I gave my pet rat a viking burial before. Made a little paper boat and outfit.
Problem was when I decided to do it, the ice didn’t melt on the lake and I couldn’t find anywhere I could get to that wasn’t ice. So I sent her skidding out on the ice aflame.
Old enough to drink?
Essentially the prison saying they don’t want to deal with the body at this point.
What about Potato Salad?
Jamming out, you hit a bump. The CD player perched on your passenger seat just skips horribly and can’t read it anymore. 🤌
If only my grandfather wasn’t so foolish to buy a leather case the same color as his leather seats. He may have known joy one last time and not died a broken man.
That’s why I decided to have the entire vehicle reupholstered.
I hope someday to share this photo with my grandchildren so they can maintain the legacy.
"A decades long search. After leaving the latest dig site where we hoped to find the device. I glanced over to my passenger seat. To my surprise, there it was, for nearly 100 years there it always was.
My grandfather wasted a lifetime of savings exploring the far expanse of this continent in search of this iPad. He died not knowing what became of his beloved, a whisper of defeat on his final breath “Find my device… find my… urgh… never found! Oh God it’s just darkness… I’ll never kno… no noooo…” he said as his face twisted into fear and heart finally gave out. I was only a small boy then, now the years and those words weighed heavily on me.
Stripped of joy, only sadness flooded into me. With disbelief I reached over as I wept, utterly broken."
At the center you will find a cat tied to a piece of buttered toast.
The hobbits loved pipe-weed, and they were experts in its cultivation and use. They had many different strains and blends, each with its own unique flavor and effect. They smoked it in bench holes, and they often added a pinch of herbs or spices to enhance the taste.
“Take away all my rights, oh yah, restrict me orange daddy! Restrict my human rights!”
I got placed into the Road Kill Collection house.
Get to to throw the snakes, badgers, ravens, and “possibly a griffon or could have been a house cat smashed into a hawk” into the back of our muggle truck.
US: We renamed it, isn’t this great!
Cherokee people: Yeah, so when do we get the land back?
US: 😂
That’s just a picture of the current residents of Chernobyl.
Probably better than going back into Adam’s balls.
Yeah was gonna say the same thing. Dude’s weirdness didn’t stop at Ren and Stumpy.
Also I’ll add, I don’t “think” any of the Wiggles got into shady shit. So that’s a lot of wholesome folks, still being wholesome.
Are they talking about Tik Tok?