Stay safe, I’ll be back in an hour.
Edit: my knee started hurting, so I walked the last part. I’m back now and nothing seems to have happened. This either means something momentous has happened that the public is not allowed knowledge of, or that I have lost the baton of heaven (get it? Like mandate of heaven, but it’s a relay race because I’m running. It’s contrived, but it’s the best I could think of)
Ah fuck, Susan caught a stray. This is what I get for not finishing my runs!
Edit: oh wait Susan sucked, I forgot that. I have no idea what this means then. If I had run longer, would more people have died? Only one way to figure it out I guess
It’s a sign that you need to keep running
(But also be sure to rest to heal your knee)
Gonna give myself a few rest days and then go for a long run. I’ll try focusing my mind on a specific person while running, maybe that will help.
Imagine I run a marathon with the sole motivation being the death of Jeff Bezos. One can dream
Make sure you have their image in your head so you don’t mix up someone with the same name lol
We found the deathnote lmao
Egon, we’re gonna need a lot more running out of you
Lathe Runner
I like this too
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You should run every day if you can. Make the world a better place one run at a time
Already done, my knee started hurting :(
got you with the knee injury gun 
My calves were getting too powerful. Had I gone another mile then Xi would have pushed the communism button. He called me to tell me this. Installing TikTok was a mistake
You gotta stop watching those old Beto O’Rourke campaign videos
But he stood on a table!
He took away the wrong message from Coyote Ugly. So many health code violations.
Are you suggesting that I should dance to LeAnn Rimes on the floor?
Well maybe Cheney gets a stroke or something.
Egon with the wind
@UlyssesT@hexbear.net happy to read you, but pls get off this site right now
Edit: aw shit too late
If it helps, I need to
again soon.I’ll be back.
every step Egon takes, a decade passes
get it? Like mandate of heaven, but it’s a relay race because I’m running. It’s contrived, but it’s the best I could think of
I got it and i thought it was funny and i thought this made it even more funny tbh
Thank you! I hoped it would
