Stay safe, I’ll be back in an hour.

Edit: my knee started hurting, so I walked the last part. I’m back now and nothing seems to have happened. This either means something momentous has happened that the public is not allowed knowledge of, or that I have lost the baton of heaven (get it? Like mandate of heaven, but it’s a relay race because I’m running. It’s contrived, but it’s the best I could think of)

  • Egon [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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    Ah fuck, Susan caught a stray. This is what I get for not finishing my runs!

    Edit: oh wait Susan sucked, I forgot that. I have no idea what this means then. If I had run longer, would more people have died? Only one way to figure it out I guess