“Waah Waah its expensive”

  • Egon [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    3 months ago

    slaps the side of the titanic
    “This bad boy can handle SO MANY catastrophic failures. It’s unsinkable!”

    • volcel_olive_oil [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      3 months ago

      alternate history comedy movie where the Titanic faces more and more ludicrous disasters on it’s journey, finally arriving in New York looking like an absolute wreck but still floating

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        3 months ago

        Real reason of sinking was that moonshine apparature exploded in cargo hold but they weren’t insured from this, so they lied about it.