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    You are supposed to notice the plot, characters, dialogue, and editing. What the fuck are you talking about. Literally anyone can tell Noah Baumbach from Wes Anderson from Paul Thomas Anderson from Scorsese even if they can’t articulate exactly what the difference is. That should deepen your appreciation of the art, not stamp it out!

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        Redditor, watching a film that plumbs the depths of human depravity to spotlight the struggle and beauty of human solidarity: I think that lamp was on 2 scenes ago

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      People want their slop so smooth it can be pumped down without risk of having to chew on anything. Nothing of substance, just the same stuff over and over again without any introspection or thought. Cum. They want cum.

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    Miles Davis was questioning the increasing length of John Coltrane solos and Trane answered “I don’t know how to stop.” Davis replied with “Try taking the fucking horn out of your mouth.”

    I’m sure that never happened but it’s still a cool quote.

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      This sounds like the lead-up to why Miles Davis had a cymbal hurled at his neck

      (I don’t even remember if that’s the right blues figure for that story but it does make the bit funnier)

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    The Redditor, in a completely roundabout way and for entirely wrong reasons, is realizing that consuming slop is completely meaningless. The next step is to stop consuming slop and find better hobbies. There’s more to this world than watching Marvel trash.

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      are you referring to all movies and shows as “slop”? because if so I strongly disagree, film is a legitimate art form and experiencing art is absolutely not meaningless. idk what this dude is watching but I wouldn’t assume it’s just Marvel. even good movies can have the kinds of flaws he’s talking about

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        CinemaSins isn’t “critiquing” obscure French or Soviet film. They’re mostly just chasing after slop that people remember. Their most recent “reviews” include Dodgeball, Alien: Resurrection, Mean Girls 2024, and the Garfield movie.

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          ah, I’ve never watched a CinemaSins video. it sounds like something I can safely avoid because I don’t like review shows that only exist to shit on movies they hate

          I guess RedLetterMedia got big by doing that but at least they also sometimes talk about stuff they actually like

          edit: also I don’t think only obscure foreign art films count as works of art, I’m a horror fan so a lot of my favorite movies are very schlocky but still have artistic merit IMO

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    hyper-analyse

    idk if that’s what you’re doing if your brain goes “ding” every time you see a continuity error or a set expedience. Not everyone wants to watch a movie that is 20 minutes longer because the characters were snacking or going to the bathroom.

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    Cinemasins/Honest Trailers is fun for a couple weeks, but gets old kinda fast. Don’t know how you’d watch to the point that everything is ruined for you.

    Also, watching the Critical Drinkerkombucha-disgust

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    I don’t know much about that Patrick channel but the rest are pretty much generic youtube trash. Cinema sins or honest trailers are stale and pedantic. Critical drinker from what I know is just a gross channel. Same with filmento from the looks of it.

    None of them analyse shit. Its such a low bar that critical drinker passes for analysis. Whatever that “analysis” is. I’m sorry that you couldn’t watch a movie without analyzing whether the movie was pushing the woke agenda. Too bad.

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      Patrick Willems is a dude with an actual film degree producing actual video essays. He has a fantastic video discussing the nature of “content” and how he hates applying that term to anything that isn’t the valueless slop peddled to keep eyes on ads, and another about how actors are turning themselves into brands and no longer doing any actual acting as a result, like how Ryan Reynolds and Dwayne Johnson always give the same performance.

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    This has nothing to do with analysis and everything to do with being a dipshit comes from endlessly consuming empty, self-aggrandizing slop of the ‘I Am Very Smart’ variety.

    Filmmakers, film critics, and film writers more generally are nearly always by far and away the absolute, most film obsessed viewers and most of them could tell you exactly how every shot is constructed, what lens it’s shot on, picture the script layout in their head etc. It doesn’t ruin their ability to enjoy film at all.

    So I’d suggest actually going deeper into understanding and analysing film, from people who aren’t fucking lazy edgelord YouTubers trying to seem clever, to unlearn some of the shit habits they’ve conditioned themselves with.

    Additionally, human empathy will get you a long way with being absorbed by characters. Try going outside, talking to people, not self-consciously trying to be the smartest person in the room, and then apply that same mindset to fictional characters. You’ll never enjoy a film if you’ve decided you’re already above it and the characters are just puppets you want to dance in particular way instead of the representations of real people.

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      You’ll never enjoy a film if you’ve decided you’re already above it and the characters are just puppets you want to dance in particular way

      People who view characters as just utilitarian automatons for plot progression are wildin

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    sounds like he OD’d on the shit he likes and now it doesn’t make his little prick hard any more.

    content I mainly watch being film and TV review and critical analysis content.

    tell me you’re a debatelord without telling me you’re an online debatelord.

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    I can recognize faults in movies without it completely ruining my enjoyment of them, because I’m cool and normal. some people get weirdly mad any time a movie does something they don’t like and I would suggest chilling tf out about it. making a movie is a complex process that involves many people making lots of decisions under specific constraints and it’s pretty unreasonable to demand perfection

    some of my favorite movies have definite flaws and that’s okay, all art is flawed because humans are flawed. hell, sometimes it’s the flaws that make a movie interesting

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      Yeah I don’t know what analytical skills he’s getting out of the Critical Drinker, who recently labeled every kid in a shot of The Acolyte by race and gender to emphasize that there were no white boys.

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    This is silly, but you all can’t say this isn’t true for some people here as well. Just with like, actual analysis of politics in media instead of plotholes

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      I try to cultivate my brain-off-enjoyment mode but it’s hard :/ playing a video game and jumping up from the couch to call it “reactionary” :/