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Pronounce joo-SAY, I assume
Australia grows our own bananas! Its the only thing Queenslanders are good for. Putting the bends in bananas.
Good eye cant, Australia’s a partial Austronesian state that splains a lot…
It’s the w*st’s turn to become a banana republic
The US has been a Corn republic for decades. Aside from petroleum refining and the MIC, corn is basically the only other thing the US government cares about.
Infinite crop blight on the first world
If I can’t get tropical fruit here I will become a Fruit Tourist, Fruit Cartels will be a thing and I will have no choice but to become Fruit Scarface. Just blasting down my enemies in a natural sucrose filled frenzy, my face stained orange from the pike of mangoes on my desk I just shoved my face into.
No Durian?
Durian Deng
he might be rough and tough on the outside, but on the inside he’s a stinky softie
Matt Huber shaking and crying rn
Tag yourself.
I’m Mango Mao.