Also, they’ve sucked ever since they stopped having just basic smiley faces.
Come at me!
Great post, worst opinion I’ve seen here in a while!
This is exactly the kind of post this community is for. You’re couldn’t be more wrong, take my upvotes you incorrect bastard!
They are referred to as Minifigures by Lego themselves. https://www.lego.com/en-us/themes/minifigures
Lego is entitled to be incorrect.
Nvidia (who makes the RTX 4080Ti graphics card) can tell me the Ti is pronounced “tie” all they want. They are wrong. It’s “tee eye”. I will die on this hill.
Pretty sure the inventor of the “gif” stated that it’s supposed to be pronounced “jif” but he too is completely wrong.
Their old CEO pronounced it correctly, it’s the new guy who’s dumb
Your stance is entirely reasonable and I support it.
I was always partial to “Lego guys” myself.
That is also acceptable.
Lego dudes
Lego are bricks, even the people. Minifigs are bullshit impersonations of Lego.
I can respect this stance when put angrily like this.
Minifigs are smashed up and used to create minifignewtons, which are the subsidiary units of fignewtons per square metre, also known as a FigPascal; a measurement of fig-based soft biscuitness.
Ok but how many bald eagles per football field is that?
Ask ShatGPT.
2.732 Firkins
Lego mans*
Flying Squid, I usually like your posts and comments but today. Today you’ve made me angry.
Whatever. You’re a “BigFig.” You won’t even fit with regular Lego blocks.
Leave my Dollar Store Chinese knock offs alone!
Damn, you’re absolutely right. What a thing to remember.
I don’t rememeber ‘men’ being prominent in the packaging and we just called the people ‘legos’ like the rest of the sets. So i’m half with you on them being kegos and not minifigs, but all of the people in the sets are just legos.
legos
Blasphemer! That’s like saying ‘traffics’. Are you trolling? ;-)
If half the world can say “maths”, we can say “legos”.
Yeah, but you have to be able to say the difference between Lego blocks (yes blocks, be happy I’m capitalizing Lego) and Lego men.
Can’t think of a situation where that distinction would be necessary. Like for the castle set we called them knights or soldiers, police were police, that guy was that guy, etc.
Sounds like you’re not with them on any of it tbh.
I’m with them on the lego part…
Was always Lego figures for me. Or whatever specialty the figure I wanted had.
You only like the plain faces? Man. I used to take a soldering iron to the beat up ones so I could create mutants to attack the ‘good guys’…
What- I ask you- what is the point of throwing a Lego space ship at the wall if your space man isn’t going to smile when he’s dead?
Compromise: Minimen
I agree with you, and thus have to downvote?
Well I like all the new helmets, hats and hairs ¯|(ツ)/¯
Those are all fine. But they’re still all supposed to have vacant smiley faces like the kind you’d find in a smiley face circle on plain yellow heads.
This is not okay:
I just don’t think simple smiley-faces would work with all the different ideas, though:
I like these ones far better than the hands-in-pocket guy, and infinitely more than the must’ve-been-4-inch figures in the old lunar rover set.
I agree that hands-in-pocket guy sucked.
You also probably hated the computer slant bricks too, or at least refused to use them on the outside of your spaceship… How boring.
How dare you! Space Legos were the best Legos when they were just Space Legos and not Star Wars or whatever.
Star Wars toys should have stayed with Kenner.
Oh yes, I’m going to piss people off with my strong toy opinions I am!
As someone who will go to any length for a pun, certainly if it’s a physical one, my fig jam will be more tasty due to this change
I believe you mean men jam.
I didn’t, but now I do
