I’m doing a smol genocide and the world just wants to gang up on us for it
This is comparable to the phase where the world was starting to sanction apartheid South Africa and even the US and its allies had to start cutting ties because it was getting too embarrassing, right? I hope that the historical parallel rings true here.
there’s one ally they can always turn to:
The Israel-Ukraine-Argentina axis of unhinged chuds with a visible countdown timer over their heads.
Israel will need to pay in Dogecoin and bags of milk for their missile purchases
He’s going under the knife for a hernia soon… Hope he comes out of it alright, it’d be a shame if he was just OD’d on the anesthesia.
Hope it’s one of those cases where the anesthesia doesn’t work but he can’t tell anyone about it and feels every agonizing cut
Then catastrophic cardiac arrest.
About to see if the deep state actually wants to solve this PR problem.
it would make things worse for them. if netanyahu died tonight, the bombing would not stop. the entire israeli political system is oriented towards ethnic cleansing. bibi provides a convenient excuse for american liberals to continue to support Israel, just not the actions of its current government.
They’ve done it in the past. But usually that resulted in the complete dissolution of their puppet state, and Israel is intended as a perpetual project so they’ll probably hold out longer.
YESSSSS GLOBAL PARIAH STATE STATUS LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
“No. It is the world that is wrong.”
when your ethnonationalist settler-colonialist rhetoric backfires in the most predictable way possible.
So cool to blame literally everything on antisemitism totally doesn’t give cover for actual antisemits at all.
Hey it’s me ur hamas
They used to call me hamass but i started doing squats and now I’m just hamas
“Not the Onion”
Truth is stranger than fiction…
I also considered making the title…
He said the thing.
I don’t know where he goes from here. I guess he starts to say “______________ clearly hates Israel,” where the fill-in-the-bank is Ireland, Diaspora Jews, etc. And then “______________ clearly hates Israel and they want Israel destroyed.” Eventually he’ll say “______________ clearly hates Israel and they want Israel destroyed and they are all Nazis.” And if he’s speaking about a country he’ll add with a straight face “They must be expelled from the world community.”
Let’s say…
The universe is Hamas?
God is Hamas?
…Hummus is Hamas?
looking forward to “Hashem is Hamas.”
Man boohoo nigga cry more. Peeled potato faceass.
Critical support for… checks notes the whole world. Wow, good job fellas.
Wait, you guys got a tunnel and I didn’t?
i fell in to it brushing my teeth this morning
:I-am-a-hamas-comic:
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