i HATE beans so much that i fly into a rage whenever the mere thought of beans enters my brain. i get so violent and out of control that i immediately kill and consume the nearest animal (not dogs you DUMB VEGANS) in a sort of fugue state. obviously i am very compassionate as i do this and use every part of the animal (this makes the animal happy)

this whole condition is agitated - obviously - by vegans existing and telling me to stop killing animals. aita?

  • SturgiesYrFase
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    1 year ago

    Bean beans the magical fruit, the less you eat the more you slaughter innocent, yet surprisingly delicious and shockingly sapient animals.

  • Rokil@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    NTA.

    People should respect your right to engage in a system that slaughters billions of sentient beings. Live and let live.

  • bec
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    1 year ago

    NTA.

    Vegoons use beans to bully us normal people, throwing dry ones at us with great force (practice that the Geneva Convention considers torture).

    not dogs

    I see you’re a feline enjoyer as well