i HATE beans so much that i fly into a rage whenever the mere thought of beans enters my brain. i get so violent and out of control that i immediately kill and consume the nearest animal (not dogs you DUMB VEGANS) in a sort of fugue state. obviously i am very compassionate as i do this and use every part of the animal (this makes the animal happy)

this whole condition is agitated - obviously - by vegans existing and telling me to stop killing animals. aita?

  • SturgiesYrFase
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    1 year ago

    Bean beans the magical fruit, the less you eat the more you slaughter innocent, yet surprisingly delicious and shockingly sapient animals.