i HATE beans so much that i fly into a rage whenever the mere thought of beans enters my brain. i get so violent and out of control that i immediately kill and consume the nearest animal (not dogs you DUMB VEGANS) in a sort of fugue state. obviously i am very compassionate as i do this and use every part of the animal (this makes the animal happy)
this whole condition is agitated - obviously - by vegans existing and telling me to stop killing animals. aita?
Bean beans the magical fruit, the less you eat the more you slaughter innocent, yet surprisingly delicious and shockingly sapient animals.
NTA.
People should respect your right to engage in a system that slaughters billions of sentient beings. Live and let live.
NTA.
Vegoons use beans to bully us normal people, throwing dry ones at us with great force (practice that the Geneva Convention considers torture).
not dogs
I see you’re a feline enjoyer as well
