i HATE beans so much that i fly into a rage whenever the mere thought of beans enters my brain. i get so violent and out of control that i immediately kill and consume the nearest animal (not dogs you DUMB VEGANS) in a sort of fugue state. obviously i am very compassionate as i do this and use every part of the animal (this makes the animal happy)

this whole condition is agitated - obviously - by vegans existing and telling me to stop killing animals. aita?

  • bec
    2·
    1 year ago

    NTA.

    Vegoons use beans to bully us normal people, throwing dry ones at us with great force (practice that the Geneva Convention considers torture).

    not dogs

    I see you’re a feline enjoyer as well