i HATE beans so much that i fly into a rage whenever the mere thought of beans enters my brain. i get so violent and out of control that i immediately kill and consume the nearest animal (not dogs you DUMB VEGANS) in a sort of fugue state. obviously i am very compassionate as i do this and use every part of the animal (this makes the animal happy)
this whole condition is agitated - obviously - by vegans existing and telling me to stop killing animals. aita?
NTA.
Vegoons use beans to bully us normal people, throwing dry ones at us with great force (practice that the Geneva Convention considers torture).
I see you’re a feline enjoyer as well