• Warped@kbin.social
    16·
    2 years ago

    Honestly, people, it’s true. I was walking into town, a trip that normally takes me 20 minutes. I decided to test this out, so I started my stopwatch and started thinking gay thoughts. I have no idea what your standard homosexual thinks about, I’m just your normal straight white male. Just attempting to think gay made me walk into town 5 minutes faster.

    I shared these results with my boyfriend when I got back from town, and he was amazed.

    • raresbearsEnglish
      6·
      2 years ago

      I don’t think they did, it’s a meme about gay people walking quickly

  • mrarcher_English
    2·
    2 years ago

    Can confirm. When the closet fairy tells you you’re a homosexual, you get a welcome package and a 2-3x speed boost. Also it comes with a full closet of rainbow themed (but fashionable) clothing

    • The Cuuuuube@beehaw.orgEnglish
      2·
      2 years ago

      Not to mention all the disco that’s always going on in our heads. Just try getting anywhere with Donna Summer or Earth Wind and Fire stuck on a loop as an earworm