You can remove that, no problem. Just need to drive into something really fast.
Wow, that was easy, it came off by itself!
Quick followup, how do you remove a carrot from your nasal cavity?
Introduce a small rabbit up there.
Then its just a matter of finding a weasel to go after the rabbit.
When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
Ah, the Charlie Kelly method!
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The airbag does not launch the whole horn button at you.
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Never ending drive snack. Keep feeding the steering wheel carrots and it will keel feeding you meal worms. I say that’s a win.
I was on my way to go fishing anyways so
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“The ‘blursed’ of times???”
Depending on humidity, it might just shrivel up
I WAS IN THE POOL!
Hey I once dropped an avocado in my car and discovered it a looooong time later, it was shriveled & rotten but no smell, no mold and no bugs.
How did it taste?
I dunno. Why don’t you ask the compost bin bacteria how they think it tasted.
Sounds like a temporary problem. Once the carrot is gone and all the worms have fallen out, problem solved!
Waiting to hear about a story where airbag deploys and projects carrot into eye socket.
Hey, did you know carrots are good for your eyesight?
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
Those commercials were so confusing. I kept putting the Knee On on my forehead and the Head On on my knees.
YOU LIED TO ME
Reminds me of the bullet that waited 20 years in a tree to shoot someone
Yeh I think we are owed this story as the price for our debatably useful replies
“Carrot”
Sit an open cup of ranch nearby and wait. The carrot will crawl out to dip itself and you can capture it.
Some funny carrot smuggling business going on here
There are usually only a couple screws that hold in the horn button. They’re usually located on the backside of the steering wheel and they usually go in toward the center from the outside.
Edit: yes, like the following comment says: airbags are extremely dangerous. They are literally explosives. If doing any work on the steering wheel i highly recommend disconnecting the battery.
I’d like to add that anyone messing around with anything in that area should be aware that the airbag is very much capable of taking your head off and throwing it into the back seat so make damn sure you know what you’re doing.
ABSOLUTELY. Airbags are literally explosives. I always disconnect the battery.
I was going to say, be careful: that’s where they keep the shotgun shells.
I would leave the carrot for a couple of days until it dehydrates and shrinks up, then just turn the wheel 180, should fall out.
If you have kids it’s entirely understandable
You just add celery and cucumbers, and you almost have crudités.
Emo bunny doesn’t.
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