I love the idea that another old man air force veteran gets excited to meet another vet, but then gets discouraged after realizing he wasn’t born in november.
“Never Underestimate an Old Man Who Is Also a Communist Revolutionary And Also Defended His Country Against a Fascist Invasion Using Weapons He Made Using Aluminium Foil and Was Also Born Under a Full Moon in 1983 As a Result of an Unplanned Pregnancy But His Parents Were Nonetheless Very Happy About His Birth and Raised Him Very Well and Are Still Alive and Enjoying Their Retirement in the Socialist Country the Aforementioned Old Man (Which Is Me, By the Way) Helped Create”
I love/hate when you seen angloids wearing these. It’s so cringe but omg they are a funny read, like morbid curiosity.
Oddly specific t-shirts 🤣 stuff like:
And its like omg did you just admit you were an abusive husband on your fucking t-shirt my dude?
Edit: here’s a good example
What the hell does November have to do with anything? An old man air force pilot being a raging asshole I can get, but November?
Astrology for boomers? 🤷 only in Crackerstan.
I love the idea that another old man air force veteran gets excited to meet another vet, but then gets discouraged after realizing he wasn’t born in november.
Gangs at the airfield, it’s the June Geriatrics vs November Boys. There’s a rumble happening.
thank you, this made my next three and a half hours
You are very welcome Comrade 🙏
“Never Underestimate an Old Man Who Is Also a Communist Revolutionary And Also Defended His Country Against a Fascist Invasion Using Weapons He Made Using Aluminium Foil and Was Also Born Under a Full Moon in 1983 As a Result of an Unplanned Pregnancy But His Parents Were Nonetheless Very Happy About His Birth and Raised Him Very Well and Are Still Alive and Enjoying Their Retirement in the Socialist Country the Aforementioned Old Man (Which Is Me, By the Way) Helped Create”
Chefs kiss
Full moon unplanned pregancy lol.