Could you use the funnel (inverted)? It might not be real stable, but it should at least sit in a cup okay. Like this?

James Hoffman on YouTube has done some comparison videos at a couple price points for manual grinders. Highly recommend checking those out.

For the music but with no singing:

• Cowboy Bebop
• Mad Men
• Game of Thrones

Packet of vegan ramen + tofu and veggies. I like broccoli, shredded carrots, purple cabbage, bean sprouts, mushrooms…pretty much anything would be good. Sometimes I’ll throw in a handful of peanuts or bean sprouts for some crunch. Also, you could add kimchi or sambal for more flavor. Still not healthy really, but it doesn’t take much to elevate it quite a bit and it’s real quick if you have the veggies prepped beforehand.