The volcel police have a new year’s honeypot set up to entrap festive normies. First they rope you in with a smooch, next thing you know you’re sent upstate for 15 years.
going out side? kissing people??
I’ve never been to a NYE party in my life and no hexbear user is gonna be able to glibly shame me into suddenly having a social life
Hold fast to your oaths, comrades.
Thats all i can say.
what if we kissed in front of a burning volcel police station
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
cheese it, it’s the fuzz!
Don’t fall for their siren songs.
Unless it’s this siren song. In which case, Don’t Delete The Kisses Post.
Outside is cold and dangerous.
Inside is warm and I won’t bother anyone.
im gonna kiss inside and hang out on hextube
They’ll never catch me alive
Mom say its my turn to post the kissing post
Jokes on them my girlfriend leaves for vacation tomorrow
Oh fuck I have to kiss her before she leaves
Can’t write “Kissinger” without “kissing”
