It tastes exactly the same as the sparkling wines that come at a fraction of the price. The wily frogs have bamboozled me.
Marketing is bullshit?!
terroir is bullshit?! :surprised-pika-messed-up:
Just toss some wine in a drinkmate like a normal person
(googling “sodastream but not made in apartheid state” so no one gets mad at me)
throw a bit of sugar in the bottle, maybe a very tiny bit of yeast, and re-seal it so the bubbles have no where to go, then you got carbonated drink.
Careful though because if you don’t keep the cork in place somehow, you just made a boozy musket.
I tried this and it made a massive fucking mess, just a volcano of red wine
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This was exactly my first and last experience of champagne. It’s overpriced prosecco.
The DOC is all about the traditional regions and methods. Doesn’t mean that it’s necessarily the best or the best for you.
Soviet champagne is infinitely better than that frog water
I recieved a bottle of non-Calvados apple brandy and I’m really excited to see how it tastes
Got to visit Italy and stay at a winery in Tuscany. The winery had the DOP cert and all that stuff… Most of their wine tasted like shit. We did a tasting and they served up different cured meats that tasted like they were rubbed on the moldy wine cellar walls, real classy joint.
Slightly related: we also took a tour of a local pasta maker, whole family lives in one house in the village and they only use local wheat and no modern manufacturing processes. Pretty neat, and there’s only a handful of them left, one of the first to sell out after WWII was Barilla. Any way, the pasta was great, but one of the family workers had some interesting comments when he learned we were from the US. This dude was upset that we’re tearing down confederate statues, and he knew a lot of favorable history of the kkk… I told him we’re taking them down because we don’t give participation trophies to losers. 😎
That protected region stuff doesn’t mean it’s good at all.
that protected region shit is marketing only and alone and would usually fly in the face of whatever capitalist advocate for it. There’s 0 reason to believe that some kind of foodstuff is made better if it’s done in Place A instead of Place B, especially at an industrial scale
Yeah, but it shows you are of moderately high class and wealth. If you ever want to infiltrate a party and get close to a rich person for … reasons, this is a skill you will need to develop.
Also due to climate change, the “terroir” argument no longer holds water. If wine snobs of the future aren’t buying vintage English champagne, you know they’re fakers.
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For people that like champagne: what is wrong with you?
Bubbles go fizz
