Technically a house can have arms… A Coat of Arms.
that’s just a coat, unless a coat can be an arm
It’s not “coat = arm,” it’s “coat OF arms,” and I could totally some psychopath making a coat out of other people’s arms.
Me: Do you want to see my coat of arms?
My friend: Oh, you’re into heraldry?
Me, pulling a coat made out of human arms from my closet: What’s heraldry?
Well there are arms in the coat, that’s why some have all those pockets…
Ffs it’s only a Coat if Arms if it’s from the arms region of France. Otherwise it’s just a sparkling jacket
Excuse me, what’s the “soup du jour?”
I’m sorry but I ordered soup du jour last time I was here and this isn’t it.
Sorry, but the chef got more strict about not making too many of those. Our days are numbered now.
Why are the stupidest jokes the funniest to me
I might have an issue
So your telling me you made this soup inside Dave
“He lives in that piece of paper!?”
It was probably made by this:
If I saw that thing making soup for me, I’d run away.
Think I saw this mini On critical role
It’s a typo, was supposed to say homie.
Clearly a smart home
Do you think people with arms never eat soup?
