He’s a machine that turns mountain dew into piss balloons, and the cashier is rightfully impressed.

Qué día tan horrible para tener ojos, ninguna película es segura.

Yo, I legit forgot I had looked into weighted blankets a couple years ago… I should check them out again, my sleep has not improved…

In theaters? Speak No Evil. In general I watched Lars and the Real Girl like a week ago.

Nah, my comments are all pretty dumb. OP’s logic checks out.

They look a lot like cyber trucks, or I guess the other way around…

I’d ask for the salary from the time I was unemployed up front and a contract that guarantees my job on a yearly basis. Elon would never admit to caving to demands, but his yes-men in hiring would never tell him anyway.

Unless it’s the Kool-Aid man’s blood…

I was promised at least lemons, but frankly if I waited for life to deliver I would have scurvy by now…

I’m guessing because it was more of a 70s hippy idea: free sharing of love, drugs and cryptographic keys

You know the phrase, walk softly and pick up all the sticks that look cool

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Are you still angry?..

That’s how all these magazines are. I’m just browsing until I reach the Google centerfold.

They thought it was a hacking group drinking event.

It’s roughly 13%, looked up a more recent map because I was curious about the “garden state” I grew up in. I know we’re the most densely populated but not even 2% seemed surprising with how many corn fields I pass by while driving.

https://brilliantmaps.com/percentage-corn-fields/

– Dr. NeverSneezer Scrooge

Nerdfighteria sites their sources.

Does that work for hearing your own voice on recordings too? If so I’ll take 50!

Laddairs, it’s French.

Bruh, I’m not one for office drama, but I would recommend keeping records of that if no-one else knows he’s doing that to you.