• Lophostemon@aussie.zone
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    1 year ago

    Those are cooked fries on the counter.

    A grater cannot cook the potato slices to look like that during slicing.

    Also, no grater I’ve ever encountered can produce square slices like that.

    I DONT THINK THIS IS REAL!!!

    Those elves are NOT REALLY MURDERING THAT CHRISTMAS POTATO BY RUNNING IT UP AND DOWN A GRATER!1!!1

    FAKE NEWS EBRYBODY!!!11

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        Any grater can do it if you’re brave enough. The key is to hook one of the leads of a car battery up to the grater and the other up to the potato.

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      Actually, Mr Potato Head is just grinding ass, the elfs are helping. The fries where there when they got there

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        Instead of the fries shaved off potatohead’s ass, you’re suggesting the fries are being shoved up his ass? This is gay S&M porn, you sick fuck. I’m reporting you to the local Moms For Liberty chapter