My favorite was Cardi B being short for Cardigan Backyardigan
T Pain being short for Tylenol Painrelief got me pretty good
That one sounds like a Harry Potter spell
You mean Harryington Potterson?
Huh, i always thought it was short for Cardiovascular Bronchitis
Reminds me of that copypasta about Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien.
That is called a “nichard name”.
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My favourite gotta be Jimothy
Timberly
We’ve named the two squirrels in our backyard Jimothy and Jeromathy.
I like Tederick, and Billomena
I know a pair of brothers named James and Timothy and Jimothy is of course their collective name. Always has been. How could it not be?Also Jimmy and Timmy.
I call a manager at work “Jimothy.” He does not find it amusing.
Jimothy Jonathan and his freaky fast delivery
Why is this so funny lmao
I prefer Bimothy. Bim for short.
Bim comes. Ben comes. Bim brings Ben broom. Ben brings Bim broom.
Jimothy, Jimberly, and Dillup are some of my go-to’s
Also Jonald or Dougery.
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My sister calls my dog Bessie and I’m like, removed she ain’t a cow. If you need more name than Bess her full name is Bessica.
really missed an opportunity for Bessaphine.
Bessebel
Bessther
Bessty. Or Besstiality.
Billiam has been my favorite for years. My buddy will was always annoyed
Bobert, eventually known as Boberto, really didn’t really appreciate that the names stuck
I know a Billy Bob (he does not appreciate using those names instead of William Robert) but I need to take it to the next level now.
Billiiam Boberto
Billiam Boberto is a glorious name, I don’t see why anyone would object to that.
I had an aunt and uncle named Hillary and William.
Usually known as Hil and Bill.
Occasionally known as Hillary and Billary 😄
Hillbilly?
Billiam Gates?
Bike is short for bichael
Elongated Muskrat
Tedward is one of my favorites
Jimothy and Benneth and Kenjamin
I refer to our IT director Jeb as Jeborah
Jeborah Kermankowski
Jebediah Kerman’s Jewish cousin?
I have a cat named Paul which I sometimes call Paulexander.
Not Pawlexander? Weak.
My all time favourite is “Bike is short for Bichael.”
Hey, Bud! Or is it Budley? Budward? What’s Bud short for?
