Reactionaries once again making communism look cool as fuck
This is supposed to be anticommunist?
Antipapist. Jack Chick was a frothing evangelical Protestant.
It makes Catholicism sound cooler too. What a beautiful brain that man had.
I read the full version of this once, moral of the story is basically that the dastardly false prophet Papists are in league with the filthy cultural Marxist commies, and both will throw you under the bus while Bishop Beelzebub gets kickbacks and positions of power. Standard Jack Chick fare, you know?
For a second I thought maybe this wasn’t a Chick Tract and thought COOL AND GOOD but nope it’s more fashy bullshit.
I fucking wish.
Lol. Boo! Surely AI is for fleshing out a better version from this.
It’s extremely funny how he makes liberation theology look so much more fulfilling than his own theology.
white american jesus with a gun (good version)
Rod of iron cult be like
jesus with a kalashnikov is a vibe
Djesus
the landlords murdered him after he preached the abolishment of Debt and Interest and united the poor and downtrotten , fishers and other “scum” … he was a threat to their power.
Can we copy the chud pickup truck wrap art style and create revolutionary communist Jesus with big oiled biceps and an AK?
You mean your vehicle isn’t already covered in this?
Nice argument, Father. However, I am drawing you with evil looking eyebrows.
I would follow that Jesus
Good news! Liberation Theology is for you!
There’s a few left-leaning sects - fishlake mentioned liberation theology and on the protestant side the Moravian Church is a direct ideological descendent of the Hussite Rebellion.
Father Steven Seagal passing down the wisdom of armed struggle to the youth.
The worst Jack Chick comic I’ve ever read was (CW: child abuse, death)
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the one where the child being abused by a horrible family runs away from home, dies on the street… and goes to hell because running away from home is still disobedience.
CW pedophilia
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Lisa is probably worse, think that’s the only one the guy actually withdrew. Guy molests his daughter and then comes to Jesus, gets his wife to come to Jesus, and then they both promise to stop abusing Lisa. Nobody faces any actual consequences.
Don’t know which one you’re talking about but some of these end up unintentionally funny for how little it takes to be damned in Chick’s theology. It’s kind of the issue with those churches, they literally view all sin as equivalent and so extremely justifiable disobedience is exactly as bad as sex crimes, and so they beat the shit out of their kids and forgive the pedophiles that molest those same kids. Which of course attracts pedophiles to those churches.
I never read that one or heard of it before. Fuck.
they literally view all sin as equivalent and so extremely justifiable disobedience is exactly as bad as sex crimes
Did it ever occur to them that rebelling against what was said to be the continual reign of Christ through the Catholic Church to establish Protestant breakaway sects is an act of disobedience against what was said to be the will of Christ himself?
yeah but they accepted jesus christ as their lord and savior so it’s all good
CW antisemitism, islamophobia, anti-catholic hate
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interestingly he hates catholics and muslims (who were created by the catholics??? huh???) but loves jews and israel. like he makes it extremely clear catholics go to hell for not accepting jesus christ as their lord and savior (lol ok) but nothing bad gets said about jews. he even bashes catholics for their role in pogroms and the holocaust (get their ass chick). jewish characters in the tracts just so happen to accept jesus christ at the last minute, that’s how he dodges saying jews go to hell lmao.
catholics go to hell for not accepting jesus christ as their lord and savior
bold stance from a heretic
Im in this picture and I love it. But it makes me wonder if anyone thought “GASP” when I was talking to them
Only if you laugh with a hearty “Haw, haw, haw!”
Do you know which Chick Tract this is from?
Found it! fuckin trash.
Thanks! Damn, it’s almost too bad it’s out of print, guess I won’t be seeing one around anytime soon. I did find one today that had American troops in Vietnam going directly to hell for rejecting God and the one Sargent that said a quick “oh God save me” before he got domed was welcomed into paradise because of that lmao
Welcome! Lol yeah, you can print them yourself. Maybe even mix then up. Arts and crafts time!
I do not. I just found it going through my phone. Pretty sure someone posted on the cth subreddit back in the day.
The sleazy columbian uncle comb over is incredible detail
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