Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-21 year agoOh no. How sad and totally not suspicious. Hey Alexa, play Despacito.hexbear.netimagemessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1140arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1140arrow-down1imageOh no. How sad and totally not suspicious. Hey Alexa, play Despacito.hexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square53fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareJohnBrownsBussy2 [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up81·1 year agoPlace your bets: A.) Intra-police-gang conflict. B.) A hilarious training accident. C.) They knew too much. D.) They all saw a bag of fentanyl, inducing psychosomatic asphyxiation. E.) He’s back… spoiler
minus-squareNotErisma@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·1 year ago[timesplitters theme song starts playing bass boosted]
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 year agoIT’S TIME TO SPLIT!
minus-squareNephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 year agoFUCK EM UP SPACEMAN
minus-squareShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-21 year agoThere are ghosts everywhere!.. Something hilarious must have happened here!
minus-squareNotErisma@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-21 year agoA ghost gun??! I know what you’re thinking, and you’re right!
minus-squareReadFanon [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·1 year agoThere’s gotta be some corruption or serious misconduct charges that were being laid against these officers.
minus-squarea_blanqui_slate [none/use name, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·1 year agoDorner was a warrior, from the land of the burning sun.
minus-squareIzyaKatzmann [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-21 year agoI think this is a song reference, to Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner, in case anyone cared. The first line is something like: Roland was a warrior, from the land of the midnight sun
minus-squarea_blanqui_slate [none/use name, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 year agoWhen one thinks of an undead gunman seeking vengeance, Roland is first to come to mind.
minus-squareNephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 year agothey got Pontypool’d by the word “fentanyl”
Place your bets:
A.) Intra-police-gang conflict.
B.) A hilarious training accident.
C.) They knew too much.
D.) They all saw a bag of fentanyl, inducing psychosomatic asphyxiation.
E.) He’s back…
spoiler
[timesplitters theme song starts playing bass boosted]
IT’S TIME TO SPLIT!
FUCK EM UP SPACEMAN
I’ll take the next elevator
There are ghosts everywhere!..
Something hilarious must have happened here!
A ghost gun??!
I know what you’re thinking, and you’re right!
PUNISHED DORNER
There’s gotta be some corruption or serious misconduct charges that were being laid against these officers.
Dorner was a warrior, from the land of the burning sun.
I think this is a song reference, to Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner, in case anyone cared.
The first line is something like:
When one thinks of an undead gunman seeking vengeance, Roland is first to come to mind.
they got Pontypool’d by the word “fentanyl”