I don’t need bad math to make me feel old
We’re only 34 years from this being true
Next year we will be closer to 2067 than 1990.
And 34 years could be another 60 for all we know
That would make today 2057. Damn! I overslept!
I’m 46 years old and I’ll have you know that 1990 was like two months ago.
Yeah. That one song from Nirvana just released.
Is that the “grungy” band? Meh. They’ll never catch on. *turns on AM radio. //clock radio ///the one with the panels that flip to show the numbers
I was there
And 3/4 of that time has passed since 2019.
2016 for me
GTA V came out 12 years ago. The Playstation 2 was released 48 years ago. Internet Explorer 3.0 was released 59 years ago. Feel old yet?
Did you know that when Jesus died, the Big Chungus cartoon had been airing for 2 years? It’s possible Jesus saw Big Chungus.
There was a time Madonna was a actual virgin but that long ago in the before times
Before she was devirginated?
There are paintings.
You got me for one sec.
It must be that elderly brain!
Fuckin’ feels like it.
We are 250 years from 1991, feeling old yet
The internet will save this comment til its true
RemindMe 250 years
(We need a reminder bot on lemmy, lol)
And longevity, or Longevity Escape Velocity at least.
Pretty sure there is one? Not sure how to summon it though.
@remindme@mstdn.social 250 years
@owatnext Ok, I will remind you on Sunday Oct 29, 2073 at 12:50 PM PST.
Looks like 2073 is 250 years from now!
Wow I guess I’m just dumb!
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In Africa, every 60 seconds a minute passes
So do 83.7476 children.
Side note fake fact: most kids in Africa don’t have names because they won’t live long enough to need one.
Old enough to remember Obama being cutting edge because he used a Blackberry.
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My past was stolen