Biden: “Please let us buy oil! Our reserves are crashing man! But we can’t let Europe up by going back on the sanctions against the colossal oil-producing Russia because our invasion attempt failed and we need the funds because falling rate of profit! Look, you’re king now, you’re king!”
Maduro: “…Presidente’ we don’t have kings, idiota.”
Biden: “Right, right…c’mon, please?! We’ll stop trying to kill you for a few years months, what do ya say jack?” (extends hand to shake)
Biden’s handler: “Sir, you’re facing a wall and Mr. Maduro isn’t even here. Now settle down, it’s almost time for your nap.”
Maduro: “Gua don’t you figure it out yourself, genius.” (click)
A simple translation:
Biden: “Please let us buy oil! Our reserves are crashing man! But we can’t let Europe up by going back on the sanctions against the colossal oil-producing Russia because our invasion attempt failed and we need the funds because falling rate of profit! Look, you’re king now, you’re king!”
Maduro: “…Presidente’ we don’t have kings, idiota.”
Biden: “Right, right…c’mon, please?! We’ll stop trying to kill you for a few
yearsmonths, what do ya say jack?” (extends hand to shake)Biden’s handler: “Sir, you’re facing a wall and Mr. Maduro isn’t even here. Now settle down, it’s almost time for your nap.”
Maduro: “Gua don’t you figure it out yourself, genius.” (click)