• John
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    3 years ago

    lol this reminds me of another wife-related joke (disclaimer: I’m not hating on wives, this is just a joke and should be taken as such)…

    one night, someone was speeding way over the legal speed limit on a highway and at some point, after a police car finally managing to make the guy pull over after a long car chase the cop gets out of his car, goes to the speedy driver and says: “look, it’s been a long night, I’m tired, I’m almost off my shift and I want to go home. If you give me a good reason why you were speeding I’ll let you go with a warning instead of giving you a ticket”. To which the driver replies: “My wife had just left me and I thought you found her and wanted to return her back to me” :))

    Loved this joke when I first heard it many years ago…

    • @ZerushOP
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      3 years ago

      -Really agent, my husband died of heatstroke

      -You can explain all this to the judge, ma’am, but now put the iron down and put your hands up where I can see them.

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        13 years ago

        lulz… I know that this is not right, but I’ve seen women like that (blatantly and obviously lying to you in your face like you’re some removed monkey), but some of them are so cute when they do it. I could not get mad at them :)