• brax@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    “Introducing the X Engine (XE) - the free-speech, anti-woke gaming engine formerly known as Unity! To show our dedication to anti-wokeness we will only allow String and Long variable types, and to show my dedication to being a free-speech edgelord, functions will now be referred to as fucktions. Professional access to XE will be $420.69 monthly, with additional fees added on based on the success of the product you created.”

    • SebTorres@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      I mean, let’s be honest. Integers are just a waste of money and storage. I’ll go there myself and disconnect the integers from the engine.

      • wvstolzing
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        I mean, seriously; whoever uses integers in 2023? I mean, 2023.0?