We are approaching levels of grift never thought possible.

  • indred0@lemmygrad.ml
    17·
    1 year ago

    If your subscription lapses, you have an ejector seat mishap and your jet auto pilots back to Lockheed.

    • Muad'Dibber@lemmygrad.ml
      13·
      1 year ago

      “Sorry, you can’t fire additional missiles without the Lockheed premium missile+ plan. Please contact one of our sales representives to continue.”