• floofloof@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    We won’t be licensed to have that thought due to the Musk chips in our brains, without which we will be unable to get health insurance.

    • andruid
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      1 year ago

      Semi independent thoughts now available for the discount price of $999 a month!*

      *Terms and conditions may apply

      • ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        1 year ago

        Does that price include ads?

        “Here is your list of suggested thoughts, sponsored by X – It’s What’s Happening [30s ad plays before you can access your thoughts]”