Intruder came in yelling “where’s Nancy!?” and hit Pelosi’s husband with a hammer. Agent 47 possibly? This shit is crazy, I know the Lenin quote about weeks and decades happening and shit, but holy cow this is too many weeks in a row, can someone full-on Minecraft Schumer or DeSantis next lmao
Thor himself came down to smite the Pelosis but the gods are not what they used be anymore
cute
I can imagine Thor yelling at Paul Pelosi in Old norse