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The main thing about Dutch is it sounds like Germans speaking English badly while chewing on socks
That’s… a wildly accurate statement.
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the spelling definitely looks like a 5 year old german child tried to invent german spelling on their own…
Google translate sucks. Dutch ppl would just use the word “spank” there. It’d be “spank me papa”. And I doubt people here say papa rather than daddy but I wouldn’t know
Thanks Obama
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You must be some kind of Einstein to come up with that theory
Silly Obama thinks Dutch is just English
Wdym.
“Geef me een klap” means “hit me”. Aggressively. No sexual context there. Spanking is used instead.
And " papa" is very childish and
so I’d imagine people would use daddy more often than not, especially since it’s a cultural thing adopted from america. Not too sure about that part tho cuz that seems preference, maybe.I just meant that it’s funny that you’re suggesting the correct Dutch translation is the same words as the English
Now I’m just imagining this song being paired with “This is Not América” by Residente
Tell me you’re Dutch without saying you’re Dutch
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I mean, daddy is just as childish in English.
for a moment I thought that was the dutch flag
ok i’m ordering my next sub to learn Dutch just for this
Wat wil je weten?
I had a Dutch exchange student, and I can say with absolute confidence that it is the most unserious language in existence.
Wait till you’ve heard Afrikaans. It’s like Dutch, but worse
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Give me a clap, papa?
Please sir, one clap, me family starving.
Trust me, you don’t want the clap lol
Easiest country to just return to the sea, just saying
Floridians vs. The Dutch in a race to the bottom of the ocean
That’s not a good translation, the translation is basically saying “give me one spank dad”. Very weird.
