If these changes stuck it would have been nice
The creator ov Pitman English shorthand, a fonetik system, had his epitaph written fenetikaly too.
IN LUVING MEMERI OV JACOB PITMAN, BORN 28th NOV. 1810 AT TROWBRIDGE ENGLAND, SETELD IN ADELAIDE 1838, DEID 12TH MARCH 1890. ARKITEKT, INTRODIUST FONETIK SHORTHAND AND WOZ THE FERST MINISTER IN THEEZ KOLONIZ OV THE DOKTRINZ OV THE SEKOND OR NIU KRISTIAN CHURCH WHICH AKNOLEJEZ THE LORD JESUS CHRIST IN HIZ DEVEIN HIUMANITI AZ THE KREATER OV THE YUNIVERS, THE REDEEMER AND REJENERATER OV MEN. GOD OVER AUL, BLESED FOR EVER.
Just a little bit of history.
I’ve studied several reformed or constructed languages, though i wouldn’t say i know them. Even so, it’s given me the perspective to say: English is a hot mess.
But even when i was a kid i felt that way.
Ny Engrish Is fime,
English spelling is beyond saving.
