The five stages of Copium :

1. "It’s a Russian orc plane, not Ukrainian! Anything saying otherwise is Russian propaganda!”
2. “All right, it’s Ukrainian, but he must have shot down at least 20 Russian planes first!"
3. “All right, he didn’t shoot down anything, but he’ll fall on the heads of the Russian orcs and kill at least 300 of them!"
4. “While the Russians were wasting time shooting him down, at least 20 other Ukrainian planes took off on victorious missions!”
5. “Just wait until our new weapons come from the West, and Russia will collapse! Any day nowl”

Bonus copium:

• “Ha ha, Russia couldn’t capture Kiev!"