The five stages of Copium :
- "It’s a Russian orc plane, not Ukrainian! Anything saying otherwise is Russian propaganda!”
- “All right, it’s Ukrainian, but he must have shot down at least 20 Russian planes first!"
- “All right, he didn’t shoot down anything, but he’ll fall on the heads of the Russian orcs and kill at least 300 of them!"
- “While the Russians were wasting time shooting him down, at least 20 other Ukrainian planes took off on victorious missions!”
- “Just wait until our new weapons come from the West, and Russia will collapse! Any day nowl”
Bonus copium:
- “Ha ha, Russia couldn’t capture Kiev!"
What a legend. hahaha