Pulling the condom out with it fighting its way back in…
Lmao
And it squeals out too. High pitched squeal noise
What do I look like, some sort of renegade angel?
I’d have kept them in my fish tank.
What a terrible day to have eyes
Fun fact, fruit fly sperm is several cm in length when uncoiled.
Well I’ll be. 20 times their body length.
It’s surprisingly sweet, too!
((Alien facehugger screech SFX here))
I was supposed to eat soon…
Bukakke Pit Fighting.
There.
Now you have to think of that, too…
… two Bukakemon trainers spend weeks eating a special diet from their region imbuing their Bukakemon with innate attributes that help them in battle.
Trainers store their Bukakemon in their balls, ofc.
Arbok vs Muk
Arbok is ‘Kobra’ spelled backwards…
Chugging sriracha
*cups balls* “can you feel it kicking?”
…ya all talk about this from boy side, now think about girl side. Feeling it floppin all over inside.
I mean, they eventually do. Fetuses kick in the womb.
You joke but now I’m designing an autonomous miniature dildo inspired by a fish and powered by AI.
finally, a good use for ai
uwu
Enough internet
moar
So after vasectomy it would burst out of your balls like a xenomorph?
Audible plop as it comes out.
Having that thing come out would be horrifying, but so would be taking it in. That’s some alien shit right there.
start farming them, infinite food source
Did someone hold a gun to your head to force you to type this comment or did you voluntarily choose to make us read it for some godless reason?
Speadin the wealth
Hey! Look at this comment! It didn’t fucking need to exist. At all. Ever. What the fuck.
IDK why you don’t like this thought cuz your mom swallows real good
This implies mass produced babies
Nah, just some classic man milking.
The alternative is probably not much better:
Oglaf is a wacky treasure 🙏
True. Each comic is like a box of very weird choclates.
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