You can pry em dashes out of my cold, dead hands.

Wow. Thank you for providing us with this mindblowing breakthrough, I’m sure that every Christian will immediately renounce their faith when they stumble into this comment.

Girls don’t get horny or fart, everyone knows that.

… You realise that that’s because a forum moderator has no meaningful amount of actual power, right?

Sorry but the industrial revolution was already in full bloom in the 1840s, you’d have to go to, say, late 1700s / early 1800s to cause a big delay…

Get some good quality fabrics among other things from before everything became plastic shit.

What’s concerning is that I was completely unsure of if this was about current or historic events until I got to the bottom text.

If a war liberates kills a woman in a country you’ve never heard of, and no one posts about it on social media, did the liberation killing even happen?

fixed it

Just find yourself a nice and skilled handyman/handywoman/handyperson, both problems solved.

you can say bad words here

Neurotypical people are just as capable of being evil dicks as all the people who are lumped together as having the ‘evil demon bad person disorder’. Selfish people aren’t narcissists. Cruel people aren’t psyhopaths.

Children should be treated as human beings and deserve autonomy.

“I don’t like how it looks”, “it scares me” or “it’s annoying” aren’t a good enough reasons to kill an animal. No, not even that one.

Invisibility all the way. It’s basically ‘do whatever you want’. No need to buy bus tickets! Shoplift all you want! Amazing prank potential! Disappear from awkward or dangerous situations!

And I think that reading people’s minds would just be horrible for me, I don’t want to know what people are thinking 95% of the time and when I would want to know, it’d be an invasion of their privacy.

Pro tip (no pun intended): use a wet q-tip to clean your ear first, then a dry one. Pure euphoria.

Ohhh I thought there was some stereotype about Brits getting water leaks all the time, that clears it up.

I don’t want liars to judge me…

I’m 99% sure that this won’t be used for that, but to bust unions and union attempts.

Ugh I hate it when dog owners don’t pick up their dog’s poop 🙄

Pattern recognition with history autism has to be the worst version of this.

Well, when you’re a multimillionare, you can have a lot more tater time!