InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-22 days ago[Not the Onion] The couple who want to make America...hexbear.netimagemessage-square76fedilinkarrow-up1108arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1108arrow-down1image[Not the Onion] The couple who want to make America...hexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-22 days agomessage-square76fedilinkfile-text
https://archive.ph/8Jw61 For what it’s worth - the Washington Post put the article in the style section.
minus-squareRom [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52·edit-22 days ago Industry Americus Octavian George Torsten Savage Titan Invictus These parents weren’t stuffed in lockers enough as kids
minus-squarepinguinu [any]@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·19 hours agoWait these are those funky “American” names from that weird SNES Japanese baseball game
minus-squarecrime [she/her, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·1 day agotaking a stab at what these kids will be called when they’re inevitably stuffed into lockers themselves: Industrial Waste Octopus George, Depravian George Testicular Torsten Tetanus Infectus
minus-squareKrem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoThirsting Sewage In reality, these kids will just pick a kinda normal name as they’re growing up, like most kids whose parents give them names that border on mild CA Indy/Rick Avvy/George Tor/Orry Ty/Vic
minus-squareCarl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day ago Octopus George This nickname is potentially a blessing, depends on Octopus’ personality.
minus-squareCrookedSerpent [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·20 hours agoI was stuffed into so many fucking lockers as a kid. Maybe that’s why I turned out communist… 🤔
minus-squareBigBoyKarlLiebknecht [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 day agoBrass Eye tier names (eg. Alabaster Codify, Chuck Fadanoid, David Compression, Alan Fortune-Vatch, Tasscam Holiday, Accelorata Jengold et al)
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These parents weren’t stuffed in lockers enough as kids
Wait these are those funky “American” names from that weird SNES Japanese baseball game
taking a stab at what these kids will be called when they’re inevitably stuffed into lockers themselves:
New Mad Max cast
Thirsting Sewage
In reality, these kids will just pick a kinda normal name as they’re growing up, like most kids whose parents give them names that border on mild CA
Indy/Rick
Avvy/George
Tor/Orry
Ty/Vic
This nickname is potentially a blessing, depends on Octopus’ personality.
I was stuffed into so many fucking lockers as a kid. Maybe that’s why I turned out communist… 🤔
Brass Eye tier names (eg. Alabaster Codify, Chuck Fadanoid, David Compression, Alan Fortune-Vatch, Tasscam Holiday, Accelorata Jengold et al)